Thirteen Reasons why I"m ANNOYED by old (60/70+) people! 1. Old people are slow. Need I really say more about this? Ya'll might think this is mean but I dont lie! I was walking in the mall the other day behind a string of old people. I could get by them. I almost killed myself right there! 2. They can not drive! Its not just a matter of they drive slowly but its the fact that they love to leave there wrinkly old feet on the gas pedal so the person behind them shits there pantevery timeme they see thBuickck in front of them light flash!! I think they shouldn't allow them to have drivers licences at all! Take the BUS! 3. They use checks! I honestly dont understand this one? We have credit cards (If you paranoid Checking Cards). I'm the lucky one that is always stuck behind the sweet granny at the grocery store. 4. Speaking of the sweet granny. What is up with Pennies! Its 200 fing 6. Inflation has worked its magic so we dont need them anymore. Why does every granny at the grocery store have unlimited supply of groceries except the last one the need to pay for the order. Then they start searching trough there purse for the next hour. 5. They smell! Not every old person smells but a lot of them do! I cant stand the old smell. Its close to the smell of death and I dont need that reminder. 6. Harsh Reminder! Old people are a harsh remind that I'm going to become old and die eventualdon'tI dont need this remind daily 7. Pennies! We are in 2006 for out loudoutlodon'tWe dont need pennies anymore! Why does every granny at the grocery store have unlimited supply of groceries except the last one the need to pay for the order. Then they start searching trough there purse for the next hour. 8. Phone conversations! I work in a call center and I must have a granny target on me. I get every old person and their mother? Wait wouldn't there mother bNevermindevermind lets not go into that one. They take forever to get to the point of things and zone out when I start talking so I'm forced to say things over and over and over.... You get the point 9. Live experience! Usually experience is a good thing when we talk about it in the sexual tedon'tewww dont want to think about that when thinking of grannies). Grannies 10. Hearing! Ever heard of a hearing aide? I dont like to yell and I dont like repeating myself. Who does? Good thing I'm typing this or else I would have to read this list over and over again unless... 11. Your blind! This goes back to the driving thing. If your too blind too walk five steps you shouldn't be allowed to drive. Get some lasik. Its not that expensive and I'm sure they have every kind of Federal aide and insurance they can get already. 12. Memory... I forgot what I was going to type... 13. This is probably the worst reason but I dont like gray hair. Please go buy some hair dye. Its not that expensive and it makes a world of a difference. Have a proffessional do it though. Pink and Orange hair isn't that attractive ether. Links to otthirteen'sday Thirteens!1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)

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