Question to all mothers!

First I'll give everyone some background on what happened over the weekend then you'll be able to understand my side of this story.

Last weekend was possibly the worst weekend I've had this week. I worked harder this weekend than I do all week at work. Saturday morning I woke up early to go get my windows tinted quickly because the 100 degree weather and black interior doesn't go well together. I thought it would take an hour but I was waiting in a stupid room with this smelly guy for four hours! I was bad as hell. The guy told me that had problems because my car had weird angled windows. What ever...

So I had already planned to help my mom in the yard on Saturday. The night before my mom told me nevermind sense she wasn't able to get the grass to plant. I was like ok then. We didn't do anything on Saturday. I actually spent several hours napping,lol <--which would of been fine if I was able to sleep that night. So on Sunday I wake up our 10am after finally being able to fall asleep at 5am. I didn't get much sleep so I was a little annoyed. My mom call and ask if I'm going to come over and help in the yard. I was like WTF?! NO! You canceled yesterday. That doesn't automaticly volunteer me to do it today. She starts whinning that I promised etc etc. I'm like I got plans! My baby needs a bath!

So I start working on giving my car a full detail. First I vacumm and wipe down the interior of the car. I steam clean all the cracks, carpets etc. Then I started doing the exterior. It took almost six hours to wash, polish, wax and glaze my car. I was tired and burnt(physically,lol) when I was done. During this period of time my mom was nagging me to do the yard. Now here is my question to all mom on this planet. Why do ya'll keep nagging your kids about the same thing if they ether said NO, WHEN I'M DONE.... Really! Its not like I'm lying. I had every intention to help once I was done but she kept going and going. Saying that I'm a horrible son for not helping her. Eventually I was like FINE! I'm NOT going to help you if I'm already such a horrible son that doesn't want to do anything. Good heavens! I'm still annoyed by this.... She even yelled at me for not putting a teaspoon in the dishwasher. It would of been fine if she said can you put it in the dishwasher but she had to start with her retarded sarcasm. "Is that your teaspoon?" I just replied yes and she started yellling. I'm tired of this... I need to move away from my family...

Any comment and feedback would be appreciated. If you read this please forward it to all your friends that are mothers, or any female would really do,lol. I would really like some opinions on this. Feel free to ask any questions.